Posted by: L | March 30, 2011

Mr. Met’s BJ Club

Are we really surprised? The dude loves balls on his face.

Are you kidding me?  Is this real?  As if the Mets don’t have enough to contend with this year.  The Mets really can’t get anything right.  Mets ownership has come under serious fire in recent months stemming from their alleged alliances with Bernie Madoff and an unwillingness to spend money on talent.  In what can only be an attempt to save face to the public, the Mets announced their efforts to sell certain Left Field tickets for a reduced price ($10 for kids, $20 for adults).  This initiative is part of a partnership between the Mets and “BJ’s Wholesalers”.  What do the geniuses call this movement, well of course “Mr. Met’s BJ Club.”  When these morons realized their unintended pun, they promptly changed the name of the promotion to “BJ’s Clubhouse”.  But the damage is done.

I can only imagine the shit that my fellow Met fans and I will receive from this.  I’m waiting for the day in June when the Mets are 10 games under .500, when visiting Yankee Fans start a “METS SUCK DICK” chant.  Not only will it be true, but it will also be funny.  Damnit.

By September when the stands are completely empty, is the section gonna be renamed the “Mets HJ Club”?   I think so, the dude’s gonna be tired. Barstool Sports argues that the Mets would be better off actually offering oral sex from Mr. Met as a real promotion.  I tend to agree.  This will certainly give new meaning to “Mr. Met Bobblehead Day”.

Perhaps this injury was caused by extensive kneeling...

Maybe I’m wrong, and the head of marketing for the Mets is a genius. Perhaps they plan promote “BJ’s Clubhouse” to potential free agents.  Maybe the team’s financial problems will be a non-factor in the pursuit of Albert Pujols.  If that’s the case, then I apologize for my prior comments.

Looking forward to a fun fun season!

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  1. From the looks of the picture, Mr. Met is definitely not the one that will be giving the BJ’s, and I think that a lot of guys would want to sit in that section.


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